Living the dream

May 23 2013

best-of-funny:

awk-sauced:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

IM CRYING

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May 22 2013

zaynspersonalbodyinspector:

In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love.  Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what.  If he cares about the size of your thighs more then the size of your heart…drop him my darlings as no man should make you feel bad about your size if he truly loves you <3

Reblog. Every. Single. Time.

(Source: chasind, via 1healthyhappyfitnessblog)

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the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

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panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

blukudeiro:
still the best thing ever

THE QUACKENING

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

blukudeiro:

still the best thing ever

THE QUACKENING

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bonaventure-:

“ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them” 
“why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing”“ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now” “why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper”“wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cilff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”

bonaventure-:

“ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them” 

“why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing”

“ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now” 

“why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper”

“wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cilff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”

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every paycheck

every paycheck

(Source: eatostinywings, via littlemisslokii)

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floresfabrications:

If looks could kill

floresfabrications:

If looks could kill

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4gifs:

Twerkin on yo head

4gifs:

Twerkin on yo head

(via glitterandfuckery)

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theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

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growlithes:

Staryu appreciation post

HEYAAA

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May 21 2013

theshiningd:

protojammed:

He doesn’t look like he’s going to be gentle at all

It all comes full circle

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krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

(Source: kanon, via thats-so-meme)

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